blonde joke

[toolman]

BOB & THE BLONDE



Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down
next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.


The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man
on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"


Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."


The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."


Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death.


The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."


Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news,
and so I knew he would jump."


The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."


Bob took the money.

[tearl42]

lol... Funny.

[kyote]

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb.. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....

'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' :eek: