toolman
01-28-2010, 06:39 PM
> A son asked his mother the following question:
>
> 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and
> replies:
>
> 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
>
> The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
> father....
>
> 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
>
> The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
>
>
>
> 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
>
>
>
> 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and
> replies:
>
> 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
>
> The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
> father....
>
> 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
>
> The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
>
>
>
> 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
>
>