fairy tale

[toolman]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted

[Bbq Bubba]

Fairy tale is right. :p

[Big Al]

I thought it was going to be a scary story when I read 'Will you marry me?'