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toolman
10-22-2009, 08:39 PM
Limit all US politicians to two terms.

One in office
Then one in prison
(Illinois already does this.)

The Worlds Shortest Books

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
By Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
By Dr. J. Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
By Ellen deGeneres & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton with introduction
By the Rev. Jesse Jackson


AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

Rich Parker
10-22-2009, 09:15 PM
Limit all US politicians to two terms.

One in office
Then one in prison
(Illinois already does this.)



That is funny!

bbqbull
10-23-2009, 09:33 AM
Nothing but the truth spoken above!