toolman
01-17-2011, 08:47 AM
My MIL gave me an old copy of a magazine which included this handy field guide of definitions.
Restaurant: Matching furniture, taped music, printed menus. Accepts credit cards. Member of the chamber of commerce.
Joint: Screened door, jukebox, beer, chalkboard menu. The cook is nicknamed Bubba. Cash only.
Dive: Torn screened door, tattoos, beer, whiskey, flies. No menu. The cook's real name is Bubba, and he has a prison record.
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Restaurant: Matching furniture, taped music, printed menus. Accepts credit cards. Member of the chamber of commerce.
Joint: Screened door, jukebox, beer, chalkboard menu. The cook is nicknamed Bubba. Cash only.
Dive: Torn screened door, tattoos, beer, whiskey, flies. No menu. The cook's real name is Bubba, and he has a prison record.
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