toolman
07-24-2009, 06:04 PM
10 Finkers
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up north in Dulut vhen he
accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to
da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da
Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have
da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said,
"I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat
do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said.
"Lord-it's 2009 and Ive's got microsurgery and
all kinds of incredible techniques. I could haff put dem
back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da
finkers?"
Ole
says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem
up?
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up north in Dulut vhen he
accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to
da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da
Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have
da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said,
"I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat
do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said.
"Lord-it's 2009 and Ive's got microsurgery and
all kinds of incredible techniques. I could haff put dem
back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da
finkers?"
Ole
says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem
up?